Bad Jokes

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He needed some space.

I like my ceiling.
It's not the best, but it's up there.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.

What is big, gray and does not matter?
An irrelephant.

There are three types of people;
those who know how to count, and those who do not.

Whiteboards are remarkable.

Don’t spell part backwards.
It’s a trap.

When life gives you melons,
you might be dyslexic.